Monday, December 15, 2008

just wondering...

why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
When they ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?

Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

2 comments:

  1. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
    Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
    Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
    Why are there braille dots on a drive-through ATM keypad?
    Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
    Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
    Why is it that when the batteries in your remote control wear out you just push the buttons harder?
    Why do tourists go to the tops of tall buildings and then put money into telescopes so they can see things on the ground close-up?

    All perfectly legitimate questions that have been haunting the minds of philosophers and intellectuals for centuries i am sure.

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  2. well, the weena appears. recent college graduate now in the ranks of the unemployed with time on his hands. perhaps there is a position available for a philosopher or intellectual. check the classified ads.

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